Discussion in 'Mirth for the Barbaric Hordes' started by Hakon, Sep 4, 2009.
This is fucking hilarious.
Thanks for sharing.. reminds me a lot of my dad... especially this one:
"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
That's great! I like that old guy! He probably wouldn't like me. He'd probably say something like "Who the hell are you! We only got one bathroom here and it's MY bathroom! Go shit somewhere else!" But I like him anyway.
I think this is my favorite:
This guy is pretty funny. I liked this one a lot:
"What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."
Funny shit man - gonna rally have to share this one at work, ton of old retired civilian fukers there that sounds just like this guy.
funny to read, would hate to live with that guy.
That old bastard reminds me a friend of mines father. Outstanding pearls of wisdom there. I really enjoyed reading those. The june bug line, fantastic.
OMG that's hilarious! I wonder how old that guy is?
The guy is 73 years old (at least according to the bio section). He sure is a funny old bastard though.
This shit is great. Bookmarked for ongoing comedic value.
'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."
"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."
Damn, I like this guy.
No kidding! Of course...it may be easier to like him from a distance than up close.
Oh, if I had to live with the old bastard I'd probably end up smothering him with a pillow, but when he's someone else's problem he's pretty funny.
I will be exactly like this guy at 73.
The more I hear from this guy, the more I like him! Wonder if he knows that he has over 300,000 people listening to him?
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