Shitmydadsays on twitter

Discussion in 'Mirth for the Barbaric Hordes' started by Hakon, Sep 4, 2009.

  1. Hakon
    War Chief

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    This is fucking hilarious.

    http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

    lol
  2. Serro
    Snowhawk

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    Thanks for sharing.. reminds me a lot of my dad... especially this one:

    "The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."
  3. Urfang
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    That's great! I like that old guy! He probably wouldn't like me. He'd probably say something like "Who the hell are you! We only got one bathroom here and it's MY bathroom! Go shit somewhere else!" But I like him anyway.
  4. Slovis
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    Average Time Until Respec: 30 Minutes

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    ROFL
  5. Hakon
    War Chief

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    I think this is my favorite:
  6. Wulfghard
    War Chief
    Watchu' Talkin Bout?

    Posts: 5,149
    Location: California
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    This guy is pretty funny. I liked this one a lot:
    "What are you listening to?...I know who Hall & Oates are god dammit. It's the mustache guy and the gay man."
  7. Sylver
    Snowhawk

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    Playing: Conan Exiles, ESO
    Funny shit man - gonna rally have to share this one at work, ton of old retired civilian fukers there that sounds just like this guy.
  8. Seabhac
    War Chief
    Mt. Seabass

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    Location: Seattle, WA
    lol funny to read, would hate to live with that guy.
  9. Khemen Guest

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    That old bastard reminds me a friend of mines father. Outstanding pearls of wisdom there. I really enjoyed reading those. The june bug line, fantastic. :winner:
  10. Sheera Guest
    She-Ra, Mistress of Entropy

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    OMG that's hilarious! :rotfl: I wonder how old that guy is? lol :kasharin: :D
  11. Saneo
    Snowhawk
    gets tied up by grandmother

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    The guy is 73 years old (at least according to the bio section). He sure is a funny old bastard though.
  12. Entaro
    Clan Elder
    U feel big now cause in real life i smack u like red headed step child son

    Posts: 12,658
    Location: Chicago
    Playing: Cyberpunk 2077
    lol This shit is great. Bookmarked for ongoing comedic value.
  13. Khemen Guest

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    'You don't know shit, and you're not shit. Don't take that the wrong way, that was meant to cheer you up."

    haha lol
  14. Entaro
    Clan Elder
    U feel big now cause in real life i smack u like red headed step child son

    Posts: 12,658
    Location: Chicago
    Playing: Cyberpunk 2077
    lol
  15. Wulfghard
    War Chief
    Watchu' Talkin Bout?

    Posts: 5,149
    Location: California
    In-Game: Wulfghard
    "I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."

    lol Damn, I like this guy.
  16. Urfang
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    No kidding! Of course...it may be easier to like him from a distance than up close. :D
  17. Wulfghard
    War Chief
    Watchu' Talkin Bout?

    Posts: 5,149
    Location: California
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    Oh, if I had to live with the old bastard I'd probably end up smothering him with a pillow, but when he's someone else's problem he's pretty funny. lol
  18. Olcan
    Snowhawk
    --And this is what you get for disobeying me!

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    lol
  19. Seabhac
    War Chief
    Mt. Seabass

    Posts: 6,424
    Location: Seattle, WA
    lol I will be exactly like this guy at 73.
  20. Urfang
    Scar Bearer

    Posts: 12,348
    Location: Columbia, MO
    In-Game: Urfang
    Playing: D&D, frisbie, BAP
    The more I hear from this guy, the more I like him! Wonder if he knows that he has over 300,000 people listening to him?