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PostPosted: March 09 2010, 9:16 pm
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lolwut

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/artic ... y/19387991

TL;DR woman driving to key west to meet boyfriend decided to shave downstairs, so she has her ex husband take the wheel, result: car crash.

Now that's classy. Sort of like a dog eating his own shit, puking it up, then eating the puke kind of classy.

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PostPosted: March 09 2010, 11:47 pm
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Wulfghard wrote:
Hakon wrote:
lolwut

http://www.aolnews.com/weird-news/artic ... y/19387991

TL;DR woman driving to key west to meet boyfriend decided to shave downstairs, so she has her ex husband take the wheel, result: car crash.

Now that's classy. Sort of like a dog eating his own shit, puking it up, then eating the puke kind of classy.


WTF is wrong with people? ROFL! lol :rotfl: :bearshaman: :smurf: That's got to be the dumbest thing I've ever heard! TMI like how does this shiate even become news????? Frackin pube mobile that's just gross! :o :thumbsdown: :eek: :2emo:

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PostPosted: March 10 2010, 12:40 pm
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Judging from her picture, if she wanted to be ready for her boyfriend, all she needed was a paper bag with some breathing holes.

Wait...was that mean? Sorry...

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PostPosted: March 11 2010, 11:19 am
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http://www.upi.com/Top_News/US/2009/12/ ... 261080960/

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PostPosted: March 11 2010, 12:21 pm
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http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2010/03/ ... 268071038/

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PostPosted: March 11 2010, 2:06 pm
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Average Time Until Respec: 30 Minutes
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Mendo wrote:
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2010/03/08/Bathtub-caulk-put-in-womens-buttocks/UPI-72891268071038/


I'm sure 10 minutes of research on the person willing to do the procedure, would have set up enough red flags to look for someone else. When I first saw the article title, I was thinking caulked shut :kasharin:

Reminds me of a story from when a friend worked at a hardware store.

Random Lady: Hey, where your cock at?
Friend: Excuse me?
Random Lady: Yall carry cock?
Friend: What?!
Random Lady: Cock, for my bafthtub, you know to seal it.
Friend: Ohhh, caulk, yeah isle 12.

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PostPosted: March 11 2010, 4:03 pm
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Slovis wrote:
Mendo wrote:
http://www.upi.com/Health_News/2010/03/08/Bathtub-caulk-put-in-womens-buttocks/UPI-72891268071038/


I'm sure 10 minutes of research on the person willing to do the procedure, would have set up enough red flags to look for someone else. When I first saw the article title, I was thinking caulked shut :kasharin:

Reminds me of a story from when a friend worked at a hardware store.

Random Lady: Hey, where your cock at?
Friend: Excuse me?
Random Lady: Yall carry cock?
Friend: What?!
Random Lady: Cock, for my bafthtub, you know to seal it.
Friend: Ohhh, caulk, yeah isle 12.

lol
Yeah when I saw the title I thought their buttcheeks were caulked shut haha

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PostPosted: March 11 2010, 9:12 pm
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Solicitation Number:
EDOOIG-10-000004
Notice Type:
Combined Synopsis/Solicitation
Synopsis:
Added: Mar 08, 2010 10:39 am

The U.S. Department of Education (ED) intends to purchase twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF. RAMAC #24587 GAUGE: 12 BARREL: 14" - PARKERIZED CHOKE: MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT - XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID - 14" LOP are designated as the only shotguns authorized for ED based on compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory, certified armor and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.

The required date of delivery is March 22, 2010.
Interested sources must submit detailed technical capabilities and any other information that demonstrates their ability to meet the requirements above, no later than March 12, 2010 at 12 PM, E.S.T. Any quotes must be submitted electronically to the attention of Holly.Le@ed.gov, Contract Specialist (Contract Operations Group), with a concurrent copy to Sherese.Lewis@ed.gov, Contracting Officer (Contract Operations Group).
The following clauses are applicable to this requirement:

52-212-1 Instruction to Offerors - Commercial Items
52.212-2 Evaluation - Commercial Items
52.212-3 Offeror Representations and Certifications - Commercial Items
52.212-4 Contract Terms and Conditions - Commercial Items
52.212-5 Contract Terms and Conditions Required Implementing Statutes or Executive Orders - Commercial Items

In accordance with 52.212-2, the fill-in applicable to this requirement is below:
52.212-2 Evaluation-Commercial Items.
As prescribed in 12.301(c), the Contracting Officer may insert a provision substantially as follows:
Evaluation-Commercial Items (Jan 1999)
(a) The Government will award a contract resulting from this solicitation to the responsible offeror whose offer conforming to the solicitation will be most advantageous to the Government, price and other factors considered. The following factors shall be used to evaluate offers:
(i) Technical Capability
(ii) Price
In accordance with 52.212-5, the following clauses are applicable to this requirement:
52.225-1 Buy American Act - Supplies (February 2009)
52.232-33, Payment by Electronic Funds Transfer-Central

New equipment only; no remanufactured products. No partial shipments
Offer must be good for 30 calendar days after submission.
Offerors must have current Central Contractor Registration (CCR) at the time offer is submitted. Information can be found at http://www.ccr.gov.
This is a combined synopsis/solicitation for commercial items in accordance with Federal Acquisition Regulation Part 12, Acquisition of Commercial Items. The Government will award a commercial item purchase order to the offeror with the most advantageous offer to the government. All offerors must submit their best price and delivery capabilities.

Place of Delivery:
U.S. Department of Education
Office of Inspector General
c/o: Gary Pawlak, Special Agent
500 West Madison Street - Suite 1414
Chicago, IL 60661


Contracting Office Address:
550 12th Street, SW, 7th Floor
Washington, District of Columbia 20202
Primary Point of Contact.:
Holly Le,
Contract Specialist
Holly.Le@ed.gov
Phone: 202-245-6070
Fax: 202-245-6297
Secondary Point of Contact:
Sherese Perrin Lewis,
Contracting Officer
Sherese.Lewis@ed.gov
Phone: 202-245-6235
Fax: 202-245-6296


https://www.fbo.gov/index?s=opportunity ... e&_cview=0

Evidently one needs short barrel combat shotguns to educate. See, I learned something new from the department of education already.

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PostPosted: March 11 2010, 9:30 pm
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Yeah, that is quite... educational.

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PostPosted: March 15 2010, 9:51 am
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http://www1.whdh.com/news/articles/local/BO133130/

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PostPosted: March 15 2010, 3:14 pm
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one of my crazy eve acquaintances came across this:

http://www.bonetown.com/

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PostPosted: March 15 2010, 3:44 pm
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Hakon wrote:
one of my crazy eve acquaintances came across this:

http://www.bonetown.com/
Is is just me or does this totally look like they took a kid's game and then made it pornographic? lol
http://www.bonetown.com/index.php?optio ... &Itemid=18

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PostPosted: March 15 2010, 5:17 pm
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So is this the game SHC has been waiting for?

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PostPosted: March 15 2010, 11:41 pm
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Mendo wrote:
Hakon wrote:
one of my crazy eve acquaintances came across this:

http://www.bonetown.com/
Is is just me or does this totally look like they took a kid's game and then made it pornographic? lol
http://www.bonetown.com/index.php?optio ... &Itemid=18

That's what it looked like to me. lol

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PostPosted: March 17 2010, 8:54 pm
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Silly pirates... :kasharin:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100317/ap_on_re_af/piracy

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PostPosted: March 17 2010, 10:28 pm
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WTF ROFL! :D lol :kasharin: :shc: This is definitely a first!


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PostPosted: March 17 2010, 11:00 pm
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Sheera wrote:
WTF ROFL! :D lol :kasharin: :shc: This is definitely a first!


Kind of cool and kind of disturbing, all at once.

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PostPosted: March 18 2010, 4:45 pm
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Wulfghard wrote:
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WTF ROFL! :D lol :kasharin: :shc: This is definitely a first!


Kind of cool and kind of disturbing, all at once.


I dig it. On Vasilli33, the account name of the guy whose real name is Risto Todoroski, he has a variety of demo'd bagpipes tuned in different scales. Evidently he sells them. Most don't have the ram head on, but I like both the simple functionality and the ancient ornamentation of having the pipes retain their animal shape.

Pipe on Risto.

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PostPosted: March 18 2010, 6:51 pm
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U feel big now cause in real life i smack u like red headed step child son
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So, I just got an email from Photobucket saying they deleted one of my pictures for copyright infringement and that if it happens again my account would be terminated. It was a picture of me posing with a magazine of Cigar Afficianado with Chuck Norris on the cover uploaded about 3 years ago.

Meanwhile I have about 700 page images of Conan Comics they seem to have missed. lol


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PostPosted: March 18 2010, 7:36 pm
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Entaro wrote:
So, I just got an email from Photobucket saying they deleted one of my pictures for copyright infringement and that if it happens again my account would be terminated. It was a picture of me posing with a magazine of Cigar Afficianado with Chuck Norris on the cover uploaded about 3 years ago.

Meanwhile I have about 700 page images of Conan Comics they seem to have missed. lol
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